things that keep me form others

I live in a pink house with a big kitchen and lots of room to entertain. I set up a bar in my dining room. I wear dresses and skirts because everyone knows they make a girl look cute. I read and listen to NPR so that I'll have interesting topics for conversation. I know the difference between a gas and diesel engine. My favorite food has got to be barbeque and boy, is there a sadness in me if it's bad barbeque. I'd like to own a bar, but only because it wouldn't really feel like work and people will always need liqueur to keep their spirits up. Ladies don't normally care for me - I think it's my caustic nature.