10 Things I Thought I Knew For Sure

1 A cow lying down in the field or corral means rain
2 The weather always comes from the West
3 Goats make the best lawnmowers
4 I'd be married with kids by now
5 Boxed wine isn't that bad
6 My depression isn't real
7 Being at home makes me feel better
8 Extreme weather back to back (very hot followed by very cold or the inverse) means an earthquake
9 Honesty is always the best policy
10 People would love me no matter what