what the fuck is my problem?

I have an attitude problem. I don't want to do anything. I want to drive around in circles all day contemplating things I should be doing and finding reasons (most of which involve spending money I don't have) to not do them. I'm becoming lethargic.

I have decided it's because I'm toxic. It's true. I took a quiz. I need to be cleansed. Master Cleansed. I'm excited. I like lemonade. Who doesn't? Terrorists, that's who.

Maybe in 10 days I'll be better. Maybe in 10 days my hips won't be as wide. Maybe in 10 days a hot guy will ask me on a date. Maybe in 10 days my life will change.