God Damnit!

Oprah's done it again. It's as if a person can't read anything anymore without having her endorsement on it.

I'm watching her "best things of 2007" show, where she gives away all this swag and one of her things is my favorite book, Pillars of the Earth by Ken Follett. Son of a bitch. I'm reading it right now and I almost want to stop in opposition.

She never hugs anyone on her show - she grabs their hands and does this sort of champion shake move. It's genius. I picture someone teaching her to do this. They would practice it thousands of times, making sure NOBODY could get close to Oprah. Especially the vermin who are addicted to her. She's the devil.