if you have a sore throat, it could be herpes

ha, ha, herpes! that type of humor reminds me of my great friend ashley, aka, smashley because she could do more drugs/drink more alcohol than anybody. i talked to ashley last night and guess what! she's coming to sd for my birthday!!! yay!! i haven't seen ash since i lived in italia. she and her boyfriend ashley (yes, a boy named ashley. i laughed too, but you're a grownup, stop it) came to visit me during their voyage on the great continent of europe.
ash and i always have the most fun together. during our chat last night she reminded me of the time in oregon when we had a sprinkler on the roof of my apartment. it was genius actaully, we bought a hose and a special adapter that took forever to find that would connect the hose to my bathtub spout. then it was easy to take the hose out the window and put it on the roof. the roof was covered in plastic instead of shingles, so the whole thing was, essentially, a slip-n-slide. sounds great, right? well, my landlord didn't think so. he called and asked if i had a sprinkler on the roof and i lied and said no, which is dumb because anyone with eyes could see that the was a srinkler on the roof. killjoy.
ya, but that's ash. my partner in crime. i can't wait to see what trouble we'll get into this time!!