well hello.

yes. i know it has been months since my last post, and maybe i'm sorry and maybe i'm not. yes, a lot has happened, and maybe i'll tell you about it and maybe i won't. i can't decide.
i will tell you one thing, something to make all those reading this extremely happy: i broke up with crush. (pause for applause)
i know it has been a long time coming, and that i have wasted a year and a half of my life on someone who, in the end, never took me out on a date, got laid whenever he wanted, and who now (not even two weeks after the fact), has a girlfriend in san francisco. (pause for uncomfortable silence) yeah, exactly.
so between rehab and breakups, i've had nothing to say that anyone but alcoholics anonymous wants to hear. until now......