Thursday, November 20, 2003

... and i ask myself...
the first thing i've been wondering lately is: what the hell is a tivo. until about two seconds ago i thought it was some ebonics slang for television, and now that i'm informed, i can say that i still guess it is. through't my extensive research on the "official tivo site", i've learned that tivo is just a trendy new thing that lets one record tv so that they can ff, rwd, stp, pause (what is the abbreviation for that?) etc. whatever. i don't want one. i just got cable for crissake!
the second tickle in my brain stems from a commercial i saw while watching the two hour joe millionaire special. it was an advertisement for some hormone replacement for menapausal women, and their selling point was that it was ultra low in estrogen. apparently estrogen is the enemy when you stop dropping eggs. i wondered: why is estrogen bad then, and not when they are still bleedin? i guess it's one of gods' mysteries- or else one that can be solved by someone familiar witht he ins and outs of the female reproductive system and the effects estrogen has on it. i'll never know.
a third puzzler, and by far the last is why the hell didn't i know about emode before? it all started with a pop up advertising an iq test. i took it and was hooked. i love tests that result in self awareness. turns out that my best quality is that i'm independent because people who are independent tend to be more intelligent, determined and have a greater sense of integrity than most. another stunning report said that my destiny was to be a facilitator, or one who makes progress easier. i like that!! seriously though, his sight has like hundreds of free tests that give you pieces of insight to "the you you never knew" and then you have the option to pay money to go more indepth. it's genious. let me know what your destiny is.

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