snapshot of phil
phil likes guns. phil has a whole aresenal back in washington. phil packs heat wherever he goes. the nra passes out buttons that say "phil for life". when phil becomes president, he will change the title to, "el presidente por vida". phils speaches will never begin with "my fellow americans..." , rather phil will stand at the podium, shotgun in hand, and say, "'sup?". one of the first things on el presidentes' to do list is to nuke michigan, specifically detroit. while some hippies may say this is a bit harsh, phil believes it neccessary. nothing good comes out of detroit anymore, not even cars. next on his agenda is making puerto rico a state, whether they like it or not. after puerto rico, cuba is next on his takeover list- watch your back fidel. once the us has aquired all the mangos, cigars, and marijuana resources of our new states, el presidente will set forth to help the world as a whole. step one is to invade the tiny island known as great britain and liberate its inhabitants from the tyrannic rien of the evil queen mother. millions of toothbrushes and the ada will be dropped by the navy as reenforcements. another worldwide justice phil will initiate is the immidiate cease and desist of the use of the word "aboot" by all canadians. militant english classes will be instructed by the most elite of navy seals.
phils world would undoubtedly be a better world. when phils name appears on the ballot, my check mark will go next to it, how 'bout yours?