singapore slung
wrigly's doublemint is on the 10 most wanted list in singapore. any person caught chewing gum or selling gum will be fined $50 singapore. it is against the law to spit on the ground, litter and outrage the modesty of a female, punishment is severe. remeber the international incident cause by the american bastard who got caught spray painting a car or something some years back and got cained? yeah, that's not some boogeyman fairytale your parents told you to keep you from being a fucking prick as a kid, it's real.
i'm amazed to be in singapore. the city is so clean and full of greenery. as it's location is so near the equator, it is hot, humid, but not as much as guam. singapore heat is relaxing. I read this blog the other day called tonight we "sail for singapore" or something. this couple who live in atlanta or something want to move to singapore, and they are all excited about it. yeah, i want to move to singapore too. there is such cultural diversity, nice weather, beautiful scenery, and everyone speaks english. paradise found? i guess. i was only there for a couple of hours before i had to head back to the ship due to technical difficulties of a friend, but what i saw, i liked. the MRT (subway) is so easy to use. i feel safe in sing. i could probably walk down the street in the middle of the night naked, drunk and screaming "fuck me!" and nobody would even look at me let alone lay a hand on me. too afraid of the caining, ya know. tomorrow starts my two days with crush. i'm so excited to relax with him. to whisper, kiss, drink wine, talk, bathe, sleep, eat with him. it's sure to be a good time.