maxim magazines guide to dating
whenever i date i guy, i can't help but feel as if everything that comes out of his mouth is a line he read in maxim. if i say, "gosh, i really like the way that dress looks on her", i can expect the inevitable reply,"it would look better on you", from my beau. maybe he's just a nice guy, and really means these things, but i doubt it. i've read maxim, it's not like this secret magazine or anything. i can't stand a maxim reply. i also can't stand the reason for these cheesy ass replies: women. men only say stupid ass things because they are afraid to say what they really think. in the dress situation, the man is probably thinking, "yes, it does", but if he were to say that, the woman would get all bent out of shape, hit him with her purse full of beauty products and run away crying. men are not stupid enough to fall for this trap women set. whenver i get the maxim reply, i read between the lines. i know what you guys are really thinking, but it's best you don't say it. other women might hear and hit you with their purses.