i want to be a trendsetter. i think i would be good at it. i'm witty, or so people tell me. i coined the phrase "hell, fuck, and damn yeah", and always pride myself in marching to the beat of my own drum, however faint the beat may be. i'll never sell myself short and join a sorority, not that that makes me a trendsetter, but it does make me smart, and smart people generally know what's up. i want to be a trendsetter in the unlikeliest of places. somehwere like montana. people always expect trends to originate from the same old places like nyc, or paris. fools. always expect the unexpected. wear wranglers and cowboy boots with mud on them to posh events. don't use pantene (it coats the hair with goop anyway and will, eventually make it break off). don't be a conformist. there are more, but i'm short on time. holla.(whatever that means)